(Do you like my crude little germ bag drawing?)
GermBags. They're everywhere. We can't escape them even if we try. They come for our mothers, our children, our husbands or wives and yes - they even come for YOU. There is no running and hiding from these foul beasts. They care not that they spread disease and ick among the healthy and innocent.
I don't even know that I count this as a real post. It's quite possible that I'm delusional.
You see, my daughter and I were ambushed by one of these inconsiderate evil bags of germs this past weekend. We frolicked in the frigid April showers of an outdoor shopping center looking for waterproof school shoes this weekend. We were completely unaware that we were to be it's next victims. And it's spreading through the rest of my family like wildfire. Take heed my friends! Protect yourselves! Keep watch carefully because you see...
The GermBagss are coming for you too...